Lyrical Variants of "The Wheels on the Bus," in Order of Wrongness


5. "The people on the bus go up and down."

4. "The driver on the bus says, 'Step back, please.'"

3. "The mommies on the bus say, 'I love you.'"

2. "The daddies on the bus say, 'I love you too.'"

1. "All day long."

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